• tokidokifish:

    magicspotatolover:

    sindri42:

    villainous-queer-deactivated202:

    nonenosome:

    xphilosoraptorx:

    tikkety-tok:

    Real lawyer plays Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney

    Japanese law doesn’t require evidence to be presented for review by both parties. “SURPRISE!!! I have facts you weren’t aware of!” is very much a thing there.

    The entire game was written to show how messed up the Justice System is there.

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    Japanese courts have a 99% conviction rate. In essence, if you are accused of a crime you are already considered to be guilty and it is up to you to prove otherwise if you can. Remember in the end of Persona 5, where the person who falsely accused you of assaulting them confessed to everything on national television but you were still in prison until your friends tracked down every witness and got them all the recant their testimonies individually? That was in no way exaggerated.

    Also Japanese police have a 90+% rate of successfully arresting a “suspect” for every crime they investigate. At first this sounds really impressive, how they always track down the criminal, until you realize that they do it through a combination of refusing to investigate crimes which seem hard to solve or are likely to involve organizes crime or politicians (lots of “suicides” and “accidents” which are very blatant murder), and any time they do open a case but fail to figure everything out in the first day or two they just grab a convenient scapegoat (usually poor, frequently an immigrant or ethnic minority).

    There are also very few restrictions on how long you can be “interrogated” for after arrest, or what they can do to you during the interrogation. Almost all the accused confess to everything… eventually. Regardless of whether they were actually anywhere near the incident in question.

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    the time after phoenix was disbarred and edgeworth fucked off to europe was LITERALLY called the “dark age of the law” in-game bc convictions and corruption were so rampant. and once they were both back to, like, fix things, the game introduced an entirely new country with a similarly fucked up system! like i know it’s ha ha silly gay lawyer fun times but yeah, it is also SUPER about corruption in the justice system.

    (via unholydevilhost)

  • pirogieses:

    pirogieses:

    chefs kiss…? 😳 no way…. do they? seriously….? 😳

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    @atlanta–airport you officially win funniest tag on this post 🏆

    (via unholydevilhost)

  • gayspock:

    redtextedquotes:

    gayspock:

    gayspock:

    gayspock:

    Feel that in the air, boys? The ASCII art renaissance approaches ever closer

    people insist emojis killed emoticons. when will we all learn that they can harmonise….

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    ( つ🍓O
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    kitty with a strawbelly

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    ( ・`ω´・)
    ( つ🔪O
    と_)_)

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    she’s cutting them up for her 😌💖….

    (via unholydevilhost)

  • thesociallyanxiousrebel:

    supersciencegeek:

    wordswithkittywitch:

    luciferlaughs:

    Scientists have discovered how to make glow-in-the-dark cats by inserting the jellyfish genes that create fluorescent proteins into feline eggs.

    I needed to check that this was real, and apparently, it is. What’s more, the end goal in these experiments was to fight feline AIDS, creating glow-in-the-dark cats was a side effect. That might be the greatest sentence I write this year.

    Ok, so the short version is that scientists want to insert a Useful Gene. But they have no way of knowing if the Useful Gene actually got incorporated into the cat’s (or other animal’s) DNA. So they glue the Glow Gene to the Useful Gene. If the animal glows, both genes got inserted successfully.

    Yes! Pretty much every glow in the dark science animal is that way because of the above! A lot of people don’t get that, and think scientists are just screwing around and doing slightly irresponsible things with animal DNA just cuz they can. That’s not the case at all

    (via knaveofpentacles)

  • egobuzz:

    egobuzz:

    when will the live action xmen movies give me the nightcrawler wolverine dynamic that I crave

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    this is what I’m looking for

    (via unholydevilhost)

  • shirecorn:

    shirecorn:

    Harbinger

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    PUPPY HAS RECEIVED SO MANY PETS AND IS ALL WARMED UP NOW

    @cassiefisherdrake BOLT

    (via thoughtsthroughfog)

  • hiddency:

    lesbianmarth:

    top tier character-building device in pokemon games is when a seemingly antagonistic character has a golbat on their team and then later has it evolved into a crobat, which requires significant friendship, thus signalling that the character was always a kind person inside (plumeria), is growing past their issues and learning to be kinder (silver), may hold a spark of kindness that undermines their cold and calculating image (cyrus), etc etc

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    (via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

  • veitstanz:

    Ladies and Gentlemen


    her

  • bedlund:

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    male nude - gustav klimt (1880) // 9x01 // the dying gladiator - pierre julian (1799) // patroclus - jacques-louis david (1780) // 9x03 // male back with flag - michelangelo (1504)

    (via doctoraliceharvey)

  • kalinara:

    hopeful-trekkie:

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    James T. Kirk:

    -Graduated in the top 4% of his year
    -was bullied by jocks
    -Is a history nerd
    -was so much of a teacher’s pet that he cheated on an exam and was commended for it
    -Was referred to as “a stack of books with legs”

    Jean-Luc Picard:

    -Spent all his free time drinking in pubs and playing billiards
    -broke more hearts than he can remember
    -started a bar fight that ended up in him being stabbed in the heart
    -likes to explore dangerous ruins of ancient civilizations for fun
    -wouldn’t even have become a starship captain if he wasn’t this much of a hothead

    And yet people still manage to get it backwards???

    I think it’s a problem of First Officer, really.

    Jim Kirk seems like a wild man because he’s standing next to calm, logical Spock.*  

    Meanwhile, Picard seems stately and dignified because he’s standing next to Will “Any alien physiology is bangable if you just put some thought into it” Riker*.  

    * Of course THEN, we get to the next layer, which is that Spock is the dude who told the Vulcan Science Academy to fuck itself, while Riker plays the trombone.

    The Federation is a confusing place.

    (via doctoraliceharvey)

  • eelizabit:

    eelizabit:

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    More exquisite paintings by Stuart Dunkel

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    2021 addition :-)

    (via unpretty)

  • vote-for-eggman:

    corvodumpy:

    ronaldreagancutupwhiletalking:

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    Oh come on you HAVE to include the footage.

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    ???????????????

    (via alltheprettylightsinthesky)